How ditzy can I get?

The other day my eyes were opened to how ditzy I have become. I was driving our car, a stick, and trying to roll up the window which needs to be helped along, and pulled back while winded up so I was steering with my knees. Suddenly I panicked, my hand was stuck and I couldn't figure out what was going on. I had rolled it up tight on my hand and couldn't get it out, I freaked out for a second, not knowing what to do, then gathered myself enough to roll the window down. Then later that day I borrowed someones cell phone to call my husband, and could faintly hear him as I repeat over and over, "hello....hello....hello?" Finally I realized the phone was upside down! Then today as I read to my daughter about the Old Lady who swallowed a fly, she swallowed a spider to catch the fly, I finally understood what that song was about. She wanted the spider to go inside her to catch the fly that she assumed was buzzing around inside her, instead of just waiting for it to poop out. It all started to make sense.